10.04.07

Social Drinking

Posted in Thoughts at 19:19 by Arkham

Oh, I am a social drinker.
Everytime someone says “I’ll have a drink”, I say “So-shall I!”.

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10.01.07

Imagine

Posted in Thoughts at 22:13 by Arkham

Hey hey hey! It’s my first day as lab assistant.

Imagine a printer. Imagine a screen displaying the jobs that the printer is processing. Imagine the label “Remaining Quota” on every line of a table.

Now imagine a student asking:
“Hey, why does that thing says 10 pages? I only printed 4 pages!!!”.

Stop thy imagination. Yell the hell out.

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