This relationship is headed…

posted by Arkham on March 2nd, 2010

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  • Hey
  • Mom, Dad, this is Ryan.
  • Oh so this is the famous boy we’ve been hearing so much about.
  • Nice to finally meet you Mrs. L33T. And sir.
  • So, Ryan, what Warcraft server do you play on?
  • Is that on umm is that on the computer? Oh you know what, i think i forgot the desert in the car.
  • Who do you think you are bringing his kind into my house!?
  • But dad, he’s a nice guy, really.
  • No he’s a n00b Jessica, a n00b!
  • But ryan and I are perfect together.
  • This relationship is headed for an epic fail, young lady. You’re a L33T damn it, we don’t date n00bs, we pwn them!!
  • Well maybe I don’t want to be a L33T!
  • Your insolence, for the lose!
  • No, maybe I looove that he watches VHS tapes still. And maybe i love that his phone still has a cord.
  • You might as well date someone who plays Aliance.
  • I date whoever I want!
  • Over my level 80 rogue’s temporary dead body!
  • Mr. L33T, I may run around in circles when I play halo, and I might never get a monster kill, well, I can’t even find the space bar half the time. But I know when I find true love, and that is worth more than all the uber gear in the world.
  • Too long, did not listen!

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Flood

posted by Arkham on June 8th, 2009

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A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, “I’m here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything.”
That’s quite a coincidence,” said the engineer. “I’m here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything.”
The lawyer thought for a moment, but was puzzled. Finally he asked the engineer, “How do you start a flood?”

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