This relationship is headed…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVfVqfIN8_c
- Hey
- Mom, Dad, this is Ryan.
- Oh so this is the famous boy we’ve been hearing so much about.
- Nice to finally meet you Mrs. L33T. And sir.
- So, Ryan, what Warcraft server do you play on?
- Is that on umm is that on the computer? Oh you know what, i think i forgot the desert in the car.
- Who do you think you are bringing his kind into my house!?
- But dad, he’s a nice guy, really.
- No he’s a n00b Jessica, a n00b!
- But ryan and I are perfect together.
- This relationship is headed for an epic fail, young lady. You’re a L33T damn it, we don’t date n00bs, we pwn them!!
- Well maybe I don’t want to be a L33T!
- Your insolence, for the lose!
- No, maybe I looove that he watches VHS tapes still. And maybe i love that his phone still has a cord.
- You might as well date someone who plays Aliance.
- I date whoever I want!
- Over my level 80 rogue’s temporary dead body!
- Mr. L33T, I may run around in circles when I play halo, and I might never get a monster kill, well, I can’t even find the space bar half the time. But I know when I find true love, and that is worth more than all the uber gear in the world.
- Too long, did not listen!
Flood
A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, “I’m here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything.”
That’s quite a coincidence,” said the engineer. “I’m here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything.”
The lawyer thought for a moment, but was puzzled. Finally he asked the engineer, “How do you start a flood?”